Wash Your Hands Too (parody of Wonder Girls’ Nobody)

This is a spoof of Wonder Girls’ Nobody by Mr Brown.



I dowan you to touch me baby
You go toilet never wash hand right?
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
You don’t want to get swine flu or someone pass to you
You better wash your body your body your body
H1N1 is confirm no fun
Be careful where you go, US or Mexico
If you have temperature that mean you got fever
Don’t just take honey, this flu is not funny
Maybe it’s time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS!
Whatever the weather, must bring thermometer
Stick it in your armpit or down there!!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
Though the level is yellow, don’t be dirty fellow
You better wash your body your body your body
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
Must wash after poo poo or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body your body
I know you use finger, don’t let the smell linger
I know you dig gold, and wipe on some pole
You scratch your backside, and think you can hide
You play your below, take ice from my Milo
Maybe it’s time to be hygiene, maybe you should be quarantined
Don’t be a spreader, we stay clean together!
We’ll pick the kutus from each other’s hair!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
If you think you’re infected don’t blur go Orchard
Don’t pass to somebody somebody so mebody
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too!
Must wash after pang jio; the Wonder Girls damn chio
They dowan your body your body your body
Back in the days when we only took a bath monthly now…
Looking at you I feel, as sick Kim Jong III
Your breath smell like kimchi, you see
There’s no vaccine Eugene
Go wash your body your body your body
Wash your hands too!

Wonder Girls - Nobody (English Version with lyrics)

This is the English Version which was released as a single in the US.



You know I still love you baby, and it will never change (saranghae)
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody!
Why are you trying to, to make me leave ya
I know what you’re thinking. Baby, why aren’t you listening?
How can I just, just love someone else and
Forget you completely, when I know you still love me
Telling me you’re not good enough. My life with you is just too tough.
You know it’s not right, so just stop and come back boy
How can this be when we were meant to be
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody!
Why can’t we just, just be like this cause it’s you that I need and
nothing else until the end
Who else can ever make my feel the way I
I feel when I’m with you, no one will ever do
Telling me you’re not good enough. My life with you is just too tough.
You know me enough, so you know what I need boy
Right next to you is where I need to be
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I don’t want nobody, body
I don’t want nobody, body
Honey you know it’s you that I want,
It’s you that I need, why can’t you see
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you.
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
Back to days when we were so young and wild and free
Nothing else matter other than you and me, so tell me why can’t it be
Please let me live my life my way, why do you push me away
I don’t want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you.

Wonder Girls - Nobody (with romanized lyrics)

This song has already been on the charts for more than half a year already and it is still popular. I last talk about it in one of my May 2009 postings.

It quite amusing to see grown men, especially male athletics and personnel from the military and police, doing the dance. It is a delight to see young toddlers doing the dance.

Here is another video clip of the song, starting with the ballad version and then the original version. Hopefully this clip will not be removed subsequently. The romanized korean lyrics appear below the clip.



[YooBin]:
You know I still love you baby, and it will never change

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[SunYe]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody!

[SunMi]:
Nan shirunde weynal mirone
Yogo hanijagu nemarun duji agu
We gidoke darun namje yeyge
Nal boneryo hani hotoge eyoni.

[SoHee]:
Nal weyay gurodan gu mal
Nun bujuka danun gu mal
Ejeku maney nun narul asama weh
Wonha jido anungwol dan yohay!

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[YeEun]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[SunYe]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody!

[SunMi]:
Nan jowonde nan hengbokande
Noman isoyondwe du badake obnonde
Nugul monaso hengbokaran noya
Nan nowl donaso hengbokal so woso.

[SoHee]:
Nal weyay gurodan gu mal
Nun bujuka danun gu mal
Mari-an denum mari-ran gu way mola
Niga obshi odoge hengboke!

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[YeEun]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[SunYe]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody!
I don’t want nobody, body
I don’t want nobody, body

[YeEun]:
Nan jemal niga nimyon niga nimyon shildan maya Ahhh….

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you.

[YeEun]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want nobody nobody but you!
I want nobody nobody but you!

[SunYe]:
Nan daru saramon shiro niga animon shiro

[ALL]:
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

[YooBiin]:
Back to days when we were so young and wild and free
modengge nomuna guman gatedon gute rodora gago shepunde
way jagu naru miro ney hay
Why do you push me away?
I don’t want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you.

What It Should Have Been

I guess we will read what are on the front page, or at least the headlines, of our national newspaper, The Straits Times, every morning. I do that. After all, all the significant and important news are supposed to be on the front page.

But nowadays I will also turn to the next page immediately to see whether there are any corrections under the heading, What It Should Have Been. I don’t want to repeat anything that was wrongly reported. And it seems it is getting more frequent.

Just this week alone, from Monday to Saturday, there were three corrections. On Tuesday, we were told that it was jeans and not leggings that were selling at a special price; on Wednesday, whether a degree offered by a university was the first degree ever offered outside the country; and on Friday, we were told the name of the company that won an award was wrongly reported.

Well I supposed not knowing whether the above were errors won’t make any difference to my life or those around me. But what if the error does and will affect me. I guess I will have to look out for this column every morning just in case.